The Trucker

A Canned mixture of everything from period blood to boar shit, the Trucker will give an orgasmic sensation of raw taste. Some of the ingredients include snot, horse cum, foreskin and umbilical cords. The mixture is solid and you have to swallow it as a whole, giving you the sensation that a truck is ramming through your throat, hence the name.
Man Im hungry, lucky I got The Trucker with me!
by ChabbaSvettigPung July 23, 2020
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trucker bath

Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"

Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"
by Gregge September 15, 2017
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mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.
“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker
by Jeli October 20, 2020
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Trucker Slap

When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.
Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!
by mckennagagneissuchafuknhor February 05, 2012
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rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
by Rmt223 July 11, 2017
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B trucker meal

B trucker meal is the following: orange pop, meatloaf, shrimp tray, a burrito, pepperoni pizza, and half a plastic container of cheap neapolitian ice cream.
Oh my goodness! If I ate B trucker meal, I’d get explosive diarrhea. Blast, splash!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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National trucker troy day

October 30th, National trucker troy day
Yo dude do you know what day it is the day before Halloween?” -Nah what? “National trucker troy day!”
by wspdnapchat October 30, 2023
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