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Topper

Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.
"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."

"No dude, I topped out already."

"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"
by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010
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Trapper

Sexiest mans out there, type of niggas to put you in your place and fuck you riiigghtttt. Typically into nice thick black or light skins. Always grinding $$$ so you know you ain't fuckin with a broke nigga. They're passive in some ways and you always gotta watch out for them other hoes.
Brian's a trapper so he got connections
by Bigbootybetsy October 7, 2017
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topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.
Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.
by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011
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trapper keeper

(noun)- an extremely persistent, persuing male or female. A stage 5 clinger.
That guy was really cute, but he's a trapper keeper.
by sarsdz January 28, 2009
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Toppers

Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.
by nicola95 May 24, 2011
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Topper

A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.
My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.
by Neon Deon February 23, 2014
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The Trooper

A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.
The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.
by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008
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