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Toasty Torpedo

The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.

A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars
Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo

Steve: Nice.
by Ima Weiner March 30, 2009
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torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.
Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?
by Craig October 29, 2002
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tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.
Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!
by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006
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torpedo penis

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo
Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!
by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008
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burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.
Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.
by flytoface October 29, 2012
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Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.
After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.
by mcquick September 20, 2007
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tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.
Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!
by Bart February 18, 2004
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