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moose toots

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."
by MrThickness March 9, 2017
mugGet the moose tootsmug.

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".
"Leave me deef toots man....."
by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008
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Toot Mute

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.
While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.
by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011
mugGet the Toot Mutemug.

oopsy toot

when a fart is accompanied by seepage, a shart
Bob had to leave class cuz he messed himself with an oopsy toot.

I drank too much last night and now i am worried about having an oopsy toot.
by the_sara13 May 14, 2010
mugGet the oopsy tootmug.

toot fruit

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!
by Baber14 March 8, 2018
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tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.
oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!
by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010
mugGet the tooted and bootedmug.

P-toots

That to, or pertaining to:
-Prostitutes
-Farts
-Breasts
-Adjective form ("You're being a real p-toot right now")
-Foreign food
-Expletive ("Awww, p-toots!")
-A way of life.
These Indian p-toots taste like ash and ketchup
by Smoove D November 26, 2010
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