moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

Noot and Toot

When you grab a penis (noot) and fart (toot). Can also be a side effect of farting during a hand job, as long as you say "noot" while giving the penis a squeeze.

She gave him the old Noot and Toot. He decided it was better than no noot and all toot.

by Lucently February 16, 2019

oopsy toot

when a fart is accompanied by seepage, a shart

Bob had to leave class cuz he messed himself with an oopsy toot.

I drank too much last night and now i am worried about having an oopsy toot.

by the_sara13 May 14, 2010

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

by Baber14 March 8, 2018

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

toot square

the sound of a 180 degree fart that encompasses the whole room.

Man my wife just leaked a toot square around the buffet table, it sounded like aids

by tonyromo88 July 6, 2011