Kyle

Kyle is a boy who cares about his hair, his popular, his clothes and god
Kyle is an asshat, but we still love him
Kyle is also hot and doesn't put up with anyone's shit, sometimes kyle can be seen as a bully

*see cute boy with dirty blond hair*

britney: ooo hes cute
hailey: that must be kyle

by soggy cheetos July 17, 2020

Kyle

Thicc daddy more thicc then most girls very athletic and a play but most of all VERY THICC

Kyle is very thicc and very smexy

by ThiccdaddythiccdaddyTHIC February 23, 2021

Kyle

A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)

1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.

by RandomUser June 5, 2019

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him

Hey Kyle is a fucking dumbass but his friend Zach is cool

by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019

Kyle

Can be used as an adjective or noun. Kyles use the word “tatted” and drinks way too much Monster. They might vape frequently and blow ridiculous clouds of smoke that smell like bad breath with a hint of some fruit . Most, but not all Kyles, own a Honda Civic. Many Kyles participate in recreational drug use. Kyles are sometimes referred to as “douche bags” or “tools”. They usually wear trucker hats/beanies and sagging pants.

Dude.. I’m low on bud. I should call Kyle soon.

Don’t be such a Kyle.

by Victor Devito July 31, 2019

kyle

drinks mountain dew all day and rides atvs. most of the time a redneck and disrespects his parents.

Mom: Kyle, stop drinking that Mountain Dew!
Kyle: Fuck you mom.

by fiber the bot June 22, 2019