Sea Cougar

The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"

Your mom looks like she would love a Sea Cougar

by Kevjes Garbishop December 11, 2012

african cougar

A middle aged woman with really long breasts that dates boys half her age.

Did you see Jimmy last night with that african cougar, her boobs were hanging down over her belt.

by oogachacka February 15, 2010

Cougar Toe

Camel Toe for Cougars

Tu Yung: M.Hunter, check out that leathery-skinned honey, her butt looks great in those skin tight jeans.

M.Hunter: Tu, I agree, but I can't stand the Cougar Toe when she turns around.

by SeaKay June 11, 2006

Cougar Bite

kissing/ being kissed by an older attractive woman

Man, I so got a cougar bite on New Years!

by Royalman91 January 6, 2009

Cougar Palin

The literal combination of a cougar and Sarah Palin. Ironic because Sarah Palin is in fact, a cougar.

Dude, did you see Cougar Palin blowing up Obama with her laser vision?

by Cougar Palin March 12, 2009

Cougar Skank

An older woman (40+) who dresses, behaves and actually believes she is in the same league of 20 & 30 somethings. Even to the point of acting like a young hoe. Her body may be a size 5, but her freakin' face looks beat!

Look at that cougar skank heading for the junior's department. Her body may say maiden, but her mug says crone.

by LadyPeninah December 18, 2009

Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.

"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."

by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009