E Ticket Ride

a Spectacular sexual partner.
Derived from the old payment system at Disneyland where the e-ticket rids were the fastest, most expensive and most fun.

"you are really dating Tom again tonight?"
"Yeah, Tom is one E Ticket Ride. Absolutely worth the price of admission."

by Dr. Mellow February 26, 2010

Dicky Ticker

As heard in Fifth Gear season 20 episode 1, a "dicky ticker" esentally means "a weak heart".

Brace yourselves, these images are disturbing. Sensitive viewers and those with a dicky ticker might want to look away now.

by MagniDefine December 27, 2018

tickety boo

West of Scotland phrase covering a range of situations which are to your entire satisfaction because of someone's intervention. Somewhere between "right on" and "thanks pal."

Here's a tenner.
Tickety boo.

by John Fergusson September 16, 2003

tickets

code for buying cocaine, usually used over the phone.

"dude, you got a line on some tickets?"
"yeah, i got tickets. how many?"
"20"

by hkd September 17, 2006

tickeled pink

Also, tickled to death. Delighted, as in I was tickled pink when I got his autograph, or His parents were tickled to death when he decided to marry her. The first term, first recorded in 1922, alludes to one's face turning pink with laughter when one is being tickled. The variant, clearly a hyperbole, dates from about 1800.

-Jess guess what?
-What?
-Young finally asked me out!
-I was tickeled pink when I found out that he just broke up with his girl friend.

by diva1227 August 16, 2006

One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.

Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008

punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission

"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."

by Hashim R. Hathaway November 8, 2007