High Times Inventions

From the Book Of senses.

These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.

some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"

Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

Hard times

another,and funner, way to express the term "bummer"

Man1: dude lets mob to the club tonight

Man2: i cant bro, i had to spend my entire paycheck on bills

Man1: sum bitch, HARD TIMES!!

by ChancEbon February 3, 2012

The London Times

What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.

American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?

by The Blue Duck February 14, 2005

new york times

a well known newspaper with info about things happening all over the world.

the new york times called today and asked if i wanted a subscription to their paper.

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

sexy times

what happens when students pull all nighters to study calculus and or chemistry in university.

"study sesh tonight?"
"SEXY TIMES!"

by Scottissexytimes November 8, 2007

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.

you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

by psiclops October 13, 2009

new york times

A newspaper claiming to print "All the news fit to print" when in fact it is a left wing propoganda machine. Solution to all problems is bigger government and higher taxes.

Every edition of the New York Times. Just read and consider what was the underlying motive of the stories.

by Buddy Ackerman February 8, 2008