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A subwoofer (the speaker in a stereo that creates all the low notes and vibration) according to Snoop Dogg
"It sounds so viciously when tha thump in tha trunk go bump bump bump"
Snoop Dogg - Snoop D-O-double-G
by agentsteve August 15, 2005
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Thumper's Law

A term that originated in BlogTalkRadio's show, The Pink Atheist chat forum by beautifulblckatheist.

Thumper's Law states when a potentially controversial topic is discussed online (FB, Twitter, Tumblr, website etc), it's expected that certain bible thumpers (BTs) will display the inability to show restraint and refrain from commenting on a topic they vehemently disagree with.

BTs will invoke Thumper's Law by: A) bringing god immediately into the argument. B) cherry pick bible scriptures in order to support their position. C) lament about the imminent return of jesus' 2nd coming. D) issue a futile threat of 'hell' as a form of intimidation if someone disagrees with BT. E) may tag team other BTs into the argument. F) resort to personal attacks and then 'leave' the argument-but will watch the conversation progress without commenting. G) When all else fails, they will exclaim they're offended at the offensive content even though they voluntarily came to the conversation on their own volition. Not satisfied, they will then proceed to report the page, status, tweet etc- as spam/abusive/hateful etc as a way of punishing those who dare to blatantly oppose the bible and its god.

The occurrence of any or all of the above means the person (s) is/are guilty of invoking Thumper's Law and has thereby forfeited the argument.
friend 1: Did you hear the good news? Colorado has made same sex marriage and marijuana legal!

friend 2: That's great, everyone should be free to marry the person they love and smoke weed too.

BT: Gays can marry in Colorado too?? Jesus! We are seriously living in the last days, jesus is coming back soon for real!!

friend 1: What's the big deal? If two people love each other why shouldn't they get married?

BT: Because my God said marriage is between a man and a woman.

friend 1: Really.

BT: Yes he did. Being gay is an abomination and god has a special place in hell for homosexuals. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!

friend 2: wait, didn't you tell me you were involved in a same sex relationship for four years? What was her name? And I notice you didn't say anything about weed being made legal.

BT: *embarrassed* Weed comes from god's earth! And I had an ex-gf before I came into the love of christ! He died on the cross and took my sins and now they're white as snow. And why are you all in my business?? That's just why your man is cheating on you with your sister. And you've already met her baby's father-your husband!!

--Clearly BT has invoked Thumper's Law in this conversation.
by breebreee March 17, 2013
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pussy thumper

its when a male rams his nose in a chicks ass and tongues her pussy
<erin> so how did u break it off
<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did
by jake December 3, 2004
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thumper

A person who is either closeted or does not yet know they are gay. Called a thumper because they are in the closet and banging on the door to get out.
Bill is such a thumper! If you listen closely, you can hear the hinges rattling on his closet door.
by triple_lizard September 16, 2008
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thula

An intimitating, sexual woman who will do whatever she can to get what she wants. She acts cute and kind, but has a dark and mysterious side to her.
Stay away from her, Billy, she's a total thula! ...
by Clara_123 June 2, 2016
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Thullu

Simply means nothing

Quite a chap tone word (tapori) mostly used by youngsters

Word invented by one of the famous comedian of india in his show .
Now mostly used by all youngsters with a action of snake .

Mostly used as baba ji ka thullu
Meera got baba ki ka thullu when he was separated from his family
by Chikumiku June 1, 2019
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Chipmonk Thump

When a chicks on her kneen's you give her a teebag and thump her on the forehead with your cock until she recives a cock size red mark.
by The poonstar May 14, 2009
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