by J Man October 06, 2003
To fuck a girls arm pit from the back while she reads the Sunday paper funny pages and finally finishing on that paper.
by JackGeorge August 07, 2006
Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.
"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."
by uncleM October 13, 2009
by kyle the bard April 17, 2006
The main character on the old Nickelodeon show "Doug". His best friend is Skeeter Valentine and his crush is Patty Mayonaise.
by DougAHole May 14, 2005
1970s/80s: You are about to lie or make an excuse.
mid90s onwards: You are in bit of a soup and you have a semi-valid excuse. So you just say "funny story" and its understood that you are not going to hold your end of the bargain.
mid90s onwards: You are in bit of a soup and you have a semi-valid excuse. So you just say "funny story" and its understood that you are not going to hold your end of the bargain.
Friend1: Did I see you driving my car yesterday ?
Friend2: Funny story... I was looking for _my_ car keys and ...
Manager: How are we placed on the back order from Big Company ?
You: Funny Story.
Friend2: Funny story... I was looking for _my_ car keys and ...
Manager: How are we placed on the back order from Big Company ?
You: Funny Story.
by alwarming July 05, 2011
by HottRodFucksYoMomma May 04, 2016