Rucker Vision

Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.

Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.

by ATBD October 5, 2021

baby vision

baby vision - the baby form of vision, a synthezoid made of vibranium who is married to the Scarlett witch, also known as Wanda Maximoff.

'wow, did you see the wandavision intro to episode 5?'
'yes! the picture of baby vision had me screaming!'

by remysbigfatbussy March 9, 2021

peter vision

Peter vision is when you take a tab of LSD and Smoke Meth at the same time causeing you so see naked dragons, get a boner that dosent go away, extreamly horny, and you to belive youre the protectores of the dragons and you must reproduce with them to save the dragon race but in reality youre just fucking a pile of trashbags or a small dog.

Yo this guy outside of walmart has peter vision hes screaming hes sees naked dragons running around with a boner

by The big mamma t November 12, 2021

Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.

i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision

by vizzzyy May 28, 2010

tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!

Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.

by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021

vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.

He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.

by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020

tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.

I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.

by QuacksO April 7, 2020