Owen is the dumbest, stupidest, ugliest person you will ever meet, he is normally annoying af he is such a little bitch. He has really dumb and inappropriate friends. He sucks at work/school, don’t read the other descriptions.this is the only true one, Owen is an idiot, not a freaking god.he has a crush on everyone. dont ever become friends with an Owen, you will regret it, he is just going to take Advantage if you. He is going to do that by talking your money and not paying it back he will also do even worse things than that. He always fights. He makes it seem like he’s a good person until he starts being mean to all of your friends and you start to feel like you just want to bash his face in. And then yours.
by 1234sara April 17, 2019
Owen is never really a good guy he has no friends and nobody likes him. But he is super spoilt and always brags
by No friends and nobody likes hi January 06, 2018
the biggest asshole you will ever meet. probably cheats on every girl they meet, a hockey or track boy and doesn’t know they lost the most important person in their life.
by lyla is beautiful April 19, 2020
Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.
by Sarica Mibley January 03, 2006
by Big big 2 April 30, 2020
A sexual act or photographic pose that involves the participant writing a large W on each butt cheek, and spreading them so that it spells the Owen Wilson catchphrase "WoW"
by allthenamesarealreadytaken72 October 08, 2018
A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020