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outbreak monkey

Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.
"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"

"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007
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Monkey Work

Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.
"I just got demoted at my job. The crap I'm doing now is frickin' monkey work."
by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006
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Regression Monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().

The term is a reference to the old adage, "Infinite monkey theorem", that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."
A Regression Monkey hitting keys at random on a computer with Stata for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of insightful economics.
by Reg Monkey August 5, 2019
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Monkey KFC

by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021
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Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead
by ILoveChicken420 June 2, 2015
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What the Monkey!

What the Monkey!” is an expression which can be applied to almost any situation. It is not a question, it is a statement. Something like "What the F'"but to avoid cursing. "What the Monkey" is an expression usually when you are describing some kind of accident or surprise that had happened but it's funny. Like you watch some Funny Home Video about a guy trying to make a dive in the pool but the board broke or a cows trying to chase after you and make love.
Mary: "Hey, Kevin passed out last night and they stuck a carrot in his nose and a Pineapple on his head. Then they took pictures"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"

Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
by Bard777 August 2, 2011
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mountain monkey

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
by SwampThang October 24, 2012
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