Jedi Jello

Slang for semen

Angel mouth ate my jedi jello now she feels the burn

by Jedi Jed February 17, 2017

Jedied

To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.

Jarrod jedied Paul.

by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021

Bug eye Jedi

Mixed drink with vodka/tequila, white claw and cranberry juice with cherries.

I’d like to order two Bug Eye Jedi’s please

by Droville April 23, 2020

Jedi

A nickname for a femboy kid from Colorado Springs who love the how to train your dragon soundtrack (respect), and masturbating to furry porn roleplay. Lives in his parents basement. Always threatening suicide, yet does nothing about his situation.

Jedi was being annoying.

by Grip Strength May 2, 2024

E-jedi

A super cool electronic jedi

E-jedis fuck

by DogsArentReal March 5, 2022

Jedi Five

Taking mushrooms, cocaine, molly, ketamine, and acid.

Me and James ripped the Jedi Five last night.

by Bing Dongusly February 26, 2025

Jedi Jesus

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.

Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."

by D-Big April 7, 2017