"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."
"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."
"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."
by Liam Shag January 05, 2010
The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.
Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker
by The Hook Inventor November 07, 2007
by screecwe August 22, 2009
a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.
She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.
by Jwales December 25, 2010
When the dominate in a sexual relationship "hooks" both hands in the other person's asshole, spreads them, then proceeds to shit a "pile" in their partner's asshole.
by Jackson and Doug December 09, 2019
Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.
Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
to hook up is to do anything from make-out to have sex, with someone you are not in a relationship with
by hookup hoar October 10, 2005