snooki-hook

The act of hitting a female, most commonly in the face with use of the fist.

"When it became evident she wasn't going to make me a sandwich, I damn near snooki-hooked her on the spot."

"If that silly bitch joins one more Facebook fan page expressing her emotions I'm going to snooki-hook her into next Wednesday."

by Liam Shag January 4, 2010

Brown Hook

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.

Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

by The Hook Inventor November 28, 2007

Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"

Here come the shit hooks, take cover!

by screecwe August 21, 2009

hook and pile

When the dominate in a sexual relationship "hooks" both hands in the other person's asshole, spreads them, then proceeds to shit a "pile" in their partner's asshole.

Dude i cant wait to pull another hook and pile on my girlfriend tonight.

by Jackson and Doug December 9, 2019

not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010

Fisherman's Hook

Like landing the catch of the day, when smashing your girl from behind and you reach your hand over her head hook a finger in each of her nostrils. Once hooked, give your hand a snappy pull back like you just landed the big one.

Toby decided to drill the hotel housekeeper from behind and while she was begging for more gave her a Fisherman's Hook.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

hook up

to hook up is to do anything from make-out to have sex, with someone you are not in a relationship with

I dont think i'll ever hook up with him, even if im drunk

by hookup hoar December 28, 2005