cork arse

some one who is scared of scott on cod

i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021

Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017

Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."

by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

Cork Poppin

The act of inserting the clitoris into the urethra of an erect penis until the penis ejaculates with enough pressure to force the clitoris out of the urethra…

My girl got frisky last night and we did some cork poppin and ruined the new sheets.

by Dave Mcfuckin Mathews January 6, 2023

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

Cork-Nut Gang

The Trump Administration

How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?

by Watching Time Slip By October 9, 2017

fishie cork

When your tampon that is full of blood falls out onto the floor.

EW! Her fishie cork just fell out of her va-j.j.

by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019