nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun
One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun
One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
by lil-nugget January 22, 2014
Get the nerf hurdlin turd burglarmug. Mitch is a super big time burglar. not to be confused wit the ever famous trudburglar. Your a cunt who ever created it
by WHo January 14, 2005
Get the time burglarmug. -an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.
by Bradgehog November 5, 2013
Get the turd burglarmug. Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.
by Jody South July 2, 2024
Get the Rib Burglarmug. Mouth Burglar
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. A person who steals a thought or idea, soon after it's initially said by someone else, and make it your own.
Mouth Burgle
v. The act of stealing a thought or idea. Most commonly used in the past tense.
n. You fucking mouth burglar, that was my idea!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
v. That summumabitch stole my idea. I've been mouth burgled!
by jah90013 July 23, 2016
Get the mouth burglarmug. We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020
Get the loaded burglar alarmmug. An individual who has the annoying habit of making a scene outside the stall while you’re trying pop a deuce in order to get you to hurry up. Turd Burglars show up typical when you’re in public bathroom in a busy location and someone very impatient shows up and decides to interrupt your shitting session.
>You: answering nature’s call in a public bathroom like a normal person
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
by Thicke Henry Richard September 8, 2020
Get the Turd burglarmug.