streamer vision

When a person's field of vision is so small that they only perceive a small portion of the screen. Mostly seen in twitch streams during gameplay, which oftentimes results in the viewers feeling somewhat disappointed.

- How in the actual fuck did he not see that??? IT'S RIGHT THERE!!

- Oh don't mind it, it's just a chronic case of streamer vision.

by Uterjelly August 13, 2023

Rucker Vision

Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.

Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.

by ATBD October 5, 2021

baby vision

baby vision - the baby form of vision, a synthezoid made of vibranium who is married to the Scarlett witch, also known as Wanda Maximoff.

'wow, did you see the wandavision intro to episode 5?'
'yes! the picture of baby vision had me screaming!'

by remysbigfatbussy March 9, 2021

Dick Vision

Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.

Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?

Get me a voddy!

(Dick Vision in progress)

by Wights April 19, 2018

Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.

Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.

by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

acid vision

while tripping on psychedelics, a persons vision may become droopy and watery. ex. wall paper will breathe and other peoples eyes may seem larger then normal.

Bill: Look at this painting dude!
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................

by MirkoGradski March 7, 2014