Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

Edward Smith-Stanley

The UK's richest-ever prime minister, Edward Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby, was the head of government for three terms during the 1850s and 1860s, and goes down in history as the longest-serving leader of the Conservative Party. The aristocrat, who was a major landowner, had a fortune of some $9.3 million, which in today's money amounts to $1.3 billion (£1bn).

Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby

by Thetopman February 3, 2021

Stanley staco

He’s a confident and funny person, he gives the best advice, he’s such a great person to hang out with. You can never get tired of talking to him. He brings the best out of you and won’t let you down. He keeps his promises, he takes care of all the people he loves. He’s someone that acts like a fool and weirdo but only if he feels comfortable with you. He’s really one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He has great hair, he’s hella handsome and makes me the happiest girl there ever was. He made me believe in love again. Hes such a great person and I hope he never lets me go. Thank u for giving me the best couple months baby. Happy 8 months babes.

Stanley staco is a very loving and sweet baby and I love him

by jazmine123 September 7, 2020

Stanley cupped

The act of a virgin who has an STD from being kissed by many hockey players

I didn't even sleep with her! How did I get herpes,? Must have been Stanley cupped

by In the hat April 2, 2017

Stanley

A dump near Consett well known for druggys, alcoholics, and people stealing your car doors and your shoelaces

Stanley = shit hole

by Bitch lasagnaa March 30, 2019

Pull a Stanley

To pull a Stanley means to not turn in the work that is due in class or to not due the work at all.

To pull a Stanley could also mean doing it 6 weeks after it is due.

"Have you done the assignment?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to Pull a Stanley on it."

by Moon Cub October 14, 2019