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top ropes

when you climb to the top of the dividers between stalls in a bathroom put a leg on each side and try to aim ur shit into the toilet
He missed from the top ropes and got shit everywhere.
by top ropes May 9, 2008
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Rope rape

When applying a garment of clothing over one's head and one cannot locate the head hole in the t-shirt or jumper and one panics and believes it is the end of the world.
"Dude, last night I totally got rope raped!"
by Biscuits92 January 31, 2009
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Cut the rope

To fan away with ones hand the obnoxious odour left behind after farting in order to prevent the smell from following you into another room.
"If you don't cut the rope before you come into this room I will stab you!"
by miidorii May 23, 2016
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Rope dick

A legendary mythical dick that is 10+ ft in length. Good for modeling sine waves by undulating up and down to adjust amplitude and frequency. Also, a fashionable scarf in a pinch. It’s prehensile nature allows the owner to use it for various task.
Repunzel, repunzel, let down your rope dick.
by OGMudbone969 January 28, 2018
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meat rope

a horse's penis

it is a very long and quite retractable. when it extends, its over a foot long, and when it retracts, its nothing. it actually goes back inside the horse's body.
Jason and Spencer touched the meat rope (which looked like it had cuts on it) while Sam and Jordan laughed outside of the horse pen.
by nirvana4lf April 17, 2006
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velvet rope

a means by which to get yourself out of a date with a person with lots of red flags. i.e. - texting your friend to bail you out via a call or crashing the date
"this chick's totally waiting for marriage man, i need to velvet rope this date"
by vanti64 February 19, 2012
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Frozen Rope

a cumshot that is a line drive, much more aptly named than a baseball line drive, because this is white and can actually appear in frozen rope form for a matter of moments
guy 1 - i hooked up with a harvard coed last night

guy 2 - you give her a pearl necklace

guy 1 - frozen ropes all night
by dvbb October 5, 2011
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