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Roof or Sister Wife

a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.
Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy
by Pig granny January 20, 2011
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Tin Roof

during anal sex, just before you cum. pull out and have the girl poop on your dick and then finish with a blowjob while rubbing the poop on the roof of her mouth.
Jared: "Dude i tin roofed Jenna last night."
Mike: "Bro?"
by theGARBAGEman July 19, 2010
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terracotta tile roof

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.
My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.
by Opieman20XX October 5, 2020
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Tin Roof

While your giving anal, she takes a shit and then when you take your dick out you have shit on the top of your dick.
I just got Tin Roofed by her!
by mbaum727 August 19, 2008
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fall off the roof

v. to sleep with someone.

Other forms: falling off the roof, roofing, roofer (one who falls off the roof)
Hey, wanna go fall off the roof?

Don't you know Joe and Anna fell off a roof together?

Erin is such a roofer.
by M. Mills October 22, 2008
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This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.
For Example,

"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."
by kisses<3 January 25, 2013
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Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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