A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago

“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”

by stevenrama February 20, 2020

Neil

A skinny ass white boy that wheres glasses and has a centimeter peen

Neil is such a bitch

by Landonj58 November 3, 2020

Neil Sedaka

Eureka, or eureka moment; an epiphany; when something occurs to you -- e.g., the name of a song or artist -- suddenly on the spur of the moment, esp. when you're driving.

Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.

Neil Sedaka! That's who sings that damn song.

I had a Neil Sedaka moment this afternoon.

by I mean, yeah March 24, 2020

Boneless Neil

A man who cannot tolerate bones in food. Also doesn’t get any action. Wears a wee willie winky nightgown and cap to bed.

I have a sneaking suspicion there is a Boneless Neil among us.

by Clngepiece November 24, 2021

Neil

Neil is a extremely sexy guy. His dick is normally big. He also usually get a lot of girls. Neil usually has a lot of hair. But overall Neil is a very good and a loving person

Girl, neil is soo fine..

by Hunnybadger558 December 1, 2021

Neil

Neil is a very smart caring boy, he always excels in what ever he tries at, he always looks out for others to and if Neil has the last name of mazumder he is legit the most perfect human on the planet

When I first met Neil all i could think about is his perfect hair.

by Pahm.Rota April 2, 2022

Shannon Neil

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.

That girl I met last night she’s a real Shannon neil

by Shnsbf July 23, 2022