Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.

"Ayo bro, stop being a nonce clown!"

by HornyNonce October 24, 2020

Covid Nonce

Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.

"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"

by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021

Dirty nonce

When someone likes to shag the fuck out of someone underage

Mate, I bet Harry is a dirty nonce

by Arandombrit September 6, 2021

Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

by Boniitti July 8, 2019

NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce

‘Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

‘Nonce Raid later boys?’

by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 4, 2020

thunder nonce

abslute weaponn of a paedophile. thunderous in his treachary.

"Oh man! he is a thunder nonce"

by chicken on my chicken March 20, 2023