Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
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Get the Jordan mug.A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.
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Get the Jordan mug.There are many people in the world and many whom read definitions from Urban Dictionary. Now, my definition may fit many but it is dedicated to only one. When encountering Jordan, you may think little of him because of his bad usage of vocabulary and his unfriendly insults. All in all this is only for him wanting to be remembered as something at school and not just as one of the many whom attended his school. His image at school is not of that of in a mirror. He wants to fit in having to change himself completely. Reflecting on that when leaving the building and off the bus, away from his fellow communicators, he is more than ever. He's kind to everyone and just pleads to spread a smile or even a laugh from them. He wants to see them well an joyful. He understands knowing that the past is never ones perfection but there rival. He is of tall height, with dark brown, almost ruffled, hair and eyes of a burned dark oak. He is of a simple tan and his smile, his quirky, off smile, can bring few girls but myself into a faze known as "star struck". Only the luckiest of girls are attracted to him and the same opposing to him. He found interest in one not knowing of them or what they are and yet only shows the truth to them even in the toughest times. I, myself, happened to be that one that experienced the great wonders of the self-conscious, ruthless, tough, out-going, loving, I believe attractive, kind, Jordan.
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a smart athletic girl. She doesn’t think positive thoughts bout herself when she is actually perfect. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. When she laughs, you can’t stop laughing with her. She is super nice and has lots of friends. And those few people who aren’t her friend, are missing out on a lot.
Tayler: OMG I would never be friends with Jordan.
Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.
Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.
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Get the Jordan mug.A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back
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