Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer

fuck fairhaven ferrets

by no dick nate June 4, 2018

Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.

'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.

by TJ247 April 4, 2020

Ferret

SO POGGERs
in serious tho i love them it is so funny when they hide they're toys

My ferret hid his toy

by FERRET MOMMY May 26, 2021

Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

Ferret Withdrawl

When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.

Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.

by Crazy Ferret Lady February 6, 2019

Ferreting

When a person defecates in the corner of a room. Usually because someone has wronged them.

Jimmy was caught ferreting in his bosses office corner after he was fired unexpectedly.

by Teddy1971 January 14, 2023

Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019