Ferret

A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.
“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”
by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020
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Ferret

A subordinating conjunction similar to 'although, 'despite that,' and 'additionally' that denotes an event that occurs despite another, previously mentioned event.
I want to purchase this, ferret it would leave me broke.
by Nysona June 2, 2025
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Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.
Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret
by Igor- December 2, 2020
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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate June 4, 2018
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Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020
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Floppy Ferret

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
by JonMay August 3, 2020
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