by steppaz April 8, 2021

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!
Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»
Joey: «ah... not again!...»
Joey: «ah... not again!...»
by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022

really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede
by Dumb B!itch June 6, 2022

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
by Chonga December 24, 2021

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio May 31, 2020
