crook

Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.
This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook
by steppaz April 8, 2021
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Crook

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!
Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»

Joey: «ah... not again!...»
by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017
mugGet the Crookmug.

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
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Crooked Dick

A cop or policeman who is crooked, on the take, bought off.
He's a crooked Dick.
by Wiseone57 May 6, 2022
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mr crook

really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede
boy: bro mr crook is so black

boy 2: that’s racist you negro
by Dumb B!itch June 6, 2022
mugGet the mr crookmug.

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
by Chonga December 24, 2021
mugGet the crooked jerky jockeymug.

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.
Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.
by steammustachio May 31, 2020
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