Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023
Get the Calvinmug. The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
so yeh
Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭
by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021
Get the Charles Calvinmug. Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022
Get the CALVINmug. by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.
He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
by mayapapaya69 February 16, 2023
Get the Calvinmug. Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.
“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”
by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023
Get the Calviningmug. by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024
Get the Calvin Siegmundmug.