cake

Cake means average. As in, "Not very impressive," but rather rubbish.
Its is a negatively descriptive word.

Your track time was cake. You took far too long to complete the circuit

by colloquialismisjustmything November 30, 2016

Caking

The action of beating the shit out of your face with cosmetic; to really layer that shit on some much your pores begin to suffocate

Jake: Damn did you see Elizbeths today? I could wipe half of her face right off!
Jeremy: God I know all the girls at our school seem to be caking!

by Hoodbitch37 August 28, 2016

Cake

A dumb bitch who eats ass and sucks toes.

1.) Her? Yeah, she’s a cake. I wouldn’t go near her if I were you.

by Alavarieee October 30, 2019

Caking

Caking to some people means b.s or someone who sells out for no reason.

You say you coming by but you never show up, caking ass Mofo.

by DoomLaugh December 10, 2017

Cake

A term used to describe having sexual relations. Especially when around parents or small children.

"Hey Dan, you should come over and have some cake with me later."
"Dude this chick is bad, we had cake and she even licked the icing off."

by nattybug33 April 14, 2010

Cake

1. A female with a big booty

2. When someone uses WAY too much makeup and you can tell.

"Danm man, Lila walked past me today. She got cake!"

"OMG Beckys makeup is so cakey, she looks like she has 100 layers of foundation on!"

by sassyd63 December 1, 2016

Caked

When a nigga gets baked or "roasted", so badly, he has become caked. In most circumstances, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.

Damn did you hear what Daquan said to Levante? He said he got less clout than Steve Urkel. That nigga got caked.

by Tyrell Boolinson May 3, 2018