Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.

Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.

by Mister first class January 11, 2021

Meg Blackout

When you drink 2 bottles of champegne in 30 minutes. Because you are slugging them like an absolute LEGEND, 2 sip mimosas right down the hatch, one after another. Everyone you see you scream at for no reason and every time you take a step and fall. When you fall, you fall hard, breaking wine bottles, bongs, and basically anything else insight until your friends force you to sleep. Suddenly, you wake up at 12:55 A.M. to 100 notifications and epic confusion. Thats what you call a good old fashion Meg Blackout.

"My head hurts, I fell on a mirror this weekend when I Meg Blacked out"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"

by blackout meg October 26, 2020

Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.

1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout

by zerogroup November 28, 2018

Blackout Crabs

When you have crabs and you pour booze in your pubes then your crabs get blackout and die.

Yo dude I just dumped jack Daniels down my pants to get rid of all the fuckin things down there and I got blackout crabs.

by DickWagger225 September 10, 2016