text message heart attack

Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.

I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!

by Lauren I. September 5, 2008

text pissing

To text via cell phone in the midst of using a urinal or toilet.

“Oi! Text pissing is banned from this toilet. Alright, love?”

by JPbs February 28, 2007

Cluster Text

When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter

Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011

Text-himers

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.

bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.

by hopeless_romantic7 January 20, 2009

Text Tards

Someone who stops in the middle of an isle to text

I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards

by Text Tards December 15, 2008

text fatigue

becoming so annoyed with the delay naturally caused by texting that you finally call the other person to make things faster

We were texting back and forth for awhile, but text fatigue kicked in and I ended up calling her.

by Javi123 June 25, 2009

Text-to-speech-leeches

Text-to-speech-leeches are the Youtube channels that make money off of crappy text-to-speech Reddit videos. They also always manage to make it into your recommended section.

Why are there so many Text-to-speech-leeches in my recommended?

by 😶spritecranberrydotnet😶 December 16, 2019