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Technologist

Someone who owns technology, doesn't know how to even use it but claims to be tech savy
Person 1: I consider myself a technologist of sorts, check out this cool new phone I got!

Person 2: Can you get email on that phone?

Person 1: I don't know, I'll just have the apple genius do it for me
by tech support August 19, 2013
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Technologytard

One who is slow or lagging in the use or understanding of any/all electronic devices. Devices include but are not limited to; computers (especially internet & e-mail), camcorders, cameras, portable GPS, DVRs, DVD players and remote controls.
A portable GPS unit would be the perfect gift for most people, except for my technologytarded mom who can barely figure out how to use e-mail.
by bem31 December 28, 2007
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Tiffany Technology

n; a woman who is constantly talking or texting on her phone while in the company of peers in which she is supposed to be social with.
Roxanne: (texting non stop)

Phil: Hey Tiffany Technology, take a break

Charles: Seriously

Roxanne :(smiles and continues to text while still looking at her screen)
by Peter Godios March 22, 2008
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Antipolice technology

A branch of science that studies how to and tries to invent technology that will foil law enforcement.Studied by organized crime and some criminals.Inventer by a few academics who think the police take away too many of our freedoms and studied over a computer or from an expert in the field.
What do you think about antipolice technology?
by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009
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technicolor unicorn

when you paint you balls multiple colors and teabag the first girl that passes out at your brohams party.
Frat Guy 1 : did you see the technicolor unicorn on that girl's forehead?

Frat Guy 2 : suh weet brohamiun!
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Wentworth Institute Of Technology

A school in Boston that tries almost too hard to be like MIT, which is across the Charles in Cambridge. The name was chosen with the hopes that people would accidentally misread "WIT" as "MIT" and apply.
Me "I go to an institute of technology down in Boston"

Other "oh, is it MIT?"

"no, wentworth institute of technology"

Other: "oh..."
by Sammylolo November 21, 2011
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Carver Center for the Arts and Technology

Acronym- Crappy Artworks Run Violently Eager to Rule earth.
A Baltimore School with thirteen primes and artsy fartsy problems. Insanity diffuses from the Detention Center, affecting the minds of these teenagers. The most unpopular prime is definitely business, figures.
If you want to pursue art, I guess Carver Center for the Arts and Technology is for you.
AP Studio kid- Hey guys, I'm gonna paint the entire school purple! We can turn it into one huge lounge!
Visual Arts Gang- Yay! Lets do bad things with our pallet knives and paint pussies everywhere!
Cosmotology Girls- Let's make our own salon!
by strickenuptosomething February 22, 2008
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