Taking a Knee

Phrase borrowed from American football terminology to indicate a player or team running out the final seconds of a football game (the act itself consists of literally touching one's knee to the floor to facilitate the running of the game clock), "taking a knee" is the act of putting oneself in cruise control, usually in a work setting or some other undesirable situation. The individual is physically present, but his mind is not on his task, and there may even be some goofing off associated with "taking a knee." Mostly used by professional sports savvy men.

Since it is the Friday before a long weekend and I don't want to do any work, I'm "taking a knee" today.

by JeffP September 11, 2005

talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.

Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

by AYB February 18, 2003

taking the Regi

taking excessive sick days off work in persuit of lesuire activities

taking 3 days off work each week to go fishing or playing computer games

by Adolf,Sumo,and Grippy July 14, 2004

Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010

Taking an SC turn

When a conversation takes a nasty or dark turn.

"I like babies, they're cute."
"They're even cuter when I'm eating their guts..."
"...well this conversation is taking an SC turn."

by Pandoricai March 19, 2013

taking a dung

When you squat down, and leave a brown.

Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!

Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!

Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.

by yopugiscool June 3, 2014

Tashinga

A Male Tashinga is of the timid sort. They tend to be lanky, short but very sweet men. Tashinga is a mummy’s boy as he relies on her for everything from choosing his breakfast to tucking him in at night. He can be very intelligent and is more academically confident than artistic. Some may take his clean, Organizational ways as a sign of homosexuality or bisexuality. Fortunately for them, Tashinga’s are blessed with god like penis’ which compensate all his femininity and can take a woman to the stars. Most would assume he doesn’t have much down there due to the Japanese origins of his name. He has no problem lasting long in bed However isn’t the most romantic person outside of the bedroom. His awkward ways make expressing any sort of romance challenging.

But if you’re into awkward dinners and mega dick, make Tashinga your boyfriend.

Girl 1 : Tashinga took me out and he was SO AWKWARD
Girl 2 : ...just wait til he takes you upstairs, then you’ll stop complaining

by King of Awkward November 26, 2018