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Target

Your Target of affection, your crush
I just saw target today! We are so getting married!”
by Hey Hallie July 6, 2020
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Respect Banner Targeting

The concept of respecting another's gacha pulls by respecting their targeted limited banner. This includes not rolling on the said banner to keep the "believed" pool to be abundance ready for their picking.
Friend 1: A guildmate of mine was pulling for Nian, I didn't need her so I ignored the banner to avoid deprivation of the limited pool.
Friend 2: You do realize Respect Banner Targeting isn't real?
by Alexiel F.G.O September 16, 2020
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targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.
"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"
by Married2aScott September 18, 2020
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Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.
That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.
by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011
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Target Ally

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.
When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...
by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023
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The Target Situation

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When an insane cult that supports destroying women's sports (for women) and letting men go into women's restroom and do bad things, burning down crap, and putting walmarts in black neighborhoods out of business
put up clothes for children of topics that are totally inappropriate for kids and parents were righteously indolent about not only having to say they can't explain this crap to them 'wait until you get older my child', but that they were supposed to (which is insane and immoral)...
and people got angry for some (in)sane reason totally incomprehensible to people who aren't just deranged but different apparently.

Target had to
2 (When target) had to remove the inappropriate and unhealthy indoctrination material in fear of 'The Bud Lite Situation'.
The target Situation:
Target;
'Uh, oh.
We need to remove the cultish indoctrination crap that is inappropriate for kids and is upsetting parents despite the financial consequences from the esb

or we are going to find ourselves in a
(The) Bud lite Situation.
If we don't,
stockholders might sue us for sabotaging their stocks.
Because we only care about money though, and still uphold Bud Lite original 'shelf space', we need to do math on what will loose us the most, the line of credit hit, or angry republican extremists from the far right.' (Actually just parents just rip shnit /shiz about having to explain front butt S words/concepts/ terminology to their children).
by bobsterclause June 4, 2023
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Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.
Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
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