When you don’t know what your Gf is allergic to, so you bail on snacks and buy her period pads and tampons instead because the thicker they are the happier the girl will be.
by Dentor February 17, 2020
When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 08, 2023
an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.
by kidfixie May 01, 2018
When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
by gabriellebrok November 25, 2016
the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
by helter skeltor September 10, 2014
A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
by Unkle Foreplay September 02, 2010
Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
by DrunkrFastr December 28, 2015