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woman

Sent by satan to destroy whole mankind.(Older form of a girl) They always try to be equal to men
Proof that woman are evil:

First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
by JohnnyB7 May 17, 2007
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womanizer

A Man who is actually in love with a girl, but realizes that the love died out.
Usually it's the girls fault, in her not feeding the love and being selfish in thinking that it is all about her. Most overweight females think this way. This Man has a lot of love to give but soon gets betrayed by the woman, thus moving on to another.
He is such a womanizer, he said he loved me, and didin't do anything for me. What did I do wrong? Hes such an asshole (while stuffing her face with KFC).
by william blakeville May 10, 2009
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Woman

Ovary scum.
I'm kidding, this human being has boobs and a uterus
by Smalls232 October 1, 2015
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The Woman

A Noun.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.
Did you see the Woman today? Her crackhead friend isn't looking that bad either.
by Pius June 3, 2004
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Woman

An Adult Human Female

or

A Human Being With The Capacity of Getting Pregnant
"A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"

"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
by John E Elephant August 8, 2022
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Womaneering

woo͝m′ən'îr′ĭng
:Taking a perfectly civil and rational conversation and calculating exactly how much passive aggressive toxicity you can intentionally inject while getting away with blaming "the patriarchy" for your own lack of social skills and sexism.
// Mary was Womaneering when she thought she knew everything there was to know, due to her Dunning-Kruger Effect, that she snapped at James for simply trying to help her better understand the nuanced and complex aspects of Fluid Dynamics. Mary wonders why her coworkers avoid her but her cats like her so much.
by SarahWellingtonsworth March 22, 2021
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Womanizer

A nasty guy that has more wives than a Mormon.
That pervert was beyond a womanizer, he allegedly exposed himself to a tomato plant, he even had a few beanstalks on the side he was cheating on the tomato plant with.
by The Original Agahnim August 16, 2021
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