there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 07, 2013

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 08, 2012

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.

"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"

by dagoobly November 15, 2023

Swallow Air

Idfk it is not inhaling, its pushing air into your stomach or smth

Person 1: Dude I had to swallow air to keep from eating yesterday

Person 2: Um- I don't think that's healthy

by Max's white van April 16, 2022

Destiny swallow

She’s really pretty and I love her sm but she can be a little rude but I still love her to the death of me she may have a bit of trauma but she’s my little pig🥰

“I love playing rblx w her destiny swallow my pookie wookie”

by Bellaisdabest December 10, 2023

Swallow the ghost

The act of swallowing a load of semen.

Man that girl gives great head. She never spits because she loves to swallow the ghost!

by bobojangle August 08, 2015