...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Suffer like G did

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

by Logan S. Spamworthy June 22, 2005

Buffer suffer

The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.

Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.

by admiral milligan November 17, 2010

suffer porn

The suffering and agony of characters in books, TV series, movies, etc. Usually tragedy happens to the main character of a story, causing the viewer/reader to continuously be entertained by the protagonist's pain and suffering.

"Tokyo Ghoul is my suffer porn."

"Harry potter just turns into suffer porn near the end of the series."

"Quentin Tarintino knows how to make great suffer-porn."

by Mosry March 5, 2017

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

A meme from a game called Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... Even my fingers... The body I've lost...
The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting

A: Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
B: IDK Lol why?

by DimitriZeRukiBear69 November 9, 2021

suffer in your jocks

An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.

As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".

Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006