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Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009
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Mass Snapping

We all know that one bitch on Snapchat that sends you a snap and you know it's also sent to every fucking person in their contacts
"Oh Dillion finally snapchatted you?!"
"No he's just Mass Snapping ugh.."
by Katie I guess October 16, 2014
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squid stepping

The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.
Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?
by SquidStepper69 March 23, 2016
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Goose-Stepping

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.
Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.
by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018
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stripping

1.)Sexaully frustrating someone in exchange for attention, power or cash. (Prostitution involves the act of sexually gratifying someone in exchange for instant money or other form of pay.) Some people would rather be teased and entertained then get an std.
2.) The controversial act of taking off one's clothing in a provocative manner and sexually teasing. Unfortunately, stripping often involves other things such as grinding and physical contact..depending on how far you go with it, it can turn from teasing into prostitution. Stripping, however, is not the same thing as prostitution, otherwise it would be illegal.
Oh no...my cute friend is very drunk and is stripping on the bar! I need to go save her.

I was turned on for a week after buying a lap dance from the hot girl I saw stripping and now I feel alive again!
by iluvyou2 May 23, 2008
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snapping the carrot

by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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slapping bitches

A new recreation that has recently become very popular in the recent generations of teenagers and men in their 20's.

In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.

Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
Josh: Hey, what's Rob doing tonight?
Sam: Oh, he's slapping bitches.
by Brandon King September 7, 2005
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