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by cassie pearson November 30, 2003
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Stove

Person 1: Take a look at that stove.
Person 2: It's not a stove! It's a gun.
by CrayRabbit January 6, 2011
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Old Stove

Referring to a washed up, usually divorced spinster that has seen better days. Despite the years, the Old Stove is still a potential pick up target in Aiport or Holiday Inn bars. However, like an old stove, the quality it produces ain't what used it to be.
"Did you notice that trio of Old Stoves in the corner over there, they're definately looking for friends tonight!"
by MadDog 20/20 August 9, 2006
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stove piping

When an uncircumcised man slides his foreskin over top of another mans circumsised penis and proceeds to jack the man off with his foreskin. Its like the tight sleeve fitment of stove pipes, hence the name stove piping!
Man, Pasquallys foreskin is a real tight fit!! He could barely roll his foreskin over my cock! It was just like we were stove piping in a wood stove!
by DUFMAN March 31, 2008
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Rosetta Stoned

An acute condition that occurs while hanging out with native speakers, in which you realize that all of the hours you logged with your Rosetta Stone software in preparation for your trip to Mexico are disappearing from your consciousness as your new amigos keep serving you tequila. The surest sign of this condition is the glazed expression on your face when someone asks, "Como se llama?"
Last night I met a lot of nice folks at a bar in Mexico City who got me so Rosetta Stoned that I could not remember how to ask, "where's the bathroom?" in Spanish.
by pelirroja February 23, 2011
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home stovetop

A term of endearment, i.e., What is going on, my good friend?
by evilhighpunkin December 14, 2003
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