Not to be confused with somebody who has only done it once or twice, a stoner poser is someone who tries to seem rebellious by bragging about smoking and rarely talks about anything that dosen't have to do with smoking. These guys smoke once a month, maybe, and think they are hardasses. Most of them mooch bud off of one or a group of people and never consistently pay. You can spot a stoner poser by their bob marley apparel and rasta gear.
by john984589344 August 17, 2013
A student who excels in AP courses and advanced level classes, but still enjoys smoking weed regularly. As AP classes have become more popular, the term AP stoner has become necessary to distinguish AP nerds from those who still know how to have a good time.
Joe: Dude, I smoked a fat blunt with Jack last night, we got RIPPED.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.
by RogerTheGreat August 11, 2009
Unrecognizable, meaningless, incoherent stoner babble. Only understandable by someone in the same state of mind as you.
by Jholl May 05, 2006
a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person
*people walking down a street*
*stoner riding in car passes*
"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)
*people jump and are suprised*
*stoner riding in car passes*
"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)
*people jump and are suprised*
by jaylea:strangely[[satisfying]] October 20, 2008
When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.
by alex and max sure do look alike November 03, 2006
When casually under the substance called marijuana and one has a mental epiphany and comes up with a innovative invention to improve his or she's stoner life.
Peep #1 "Hey dude i just got the best idea when i was stoned the other day, what if we could have a secret button in my car that shoots out bong smoke into my car through the air conditioning vents so we could have an awesome hotbox !?"
Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"
Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"
by blupblupblup September 09, 2011
When you lose your money in a super sketch deal. Usually happens with stoners bc were all too lazy to remember where our cash is. Can also be good like finding a stash weeks later.
"Yeah mannnn it sucks. I was gonna get a 40 sac this weekend but my money just fuckin left."
"that sucks, haha stoners luck man"
"whoa dude, i just found my 60 from last may!!! Hooray for stoners luck!"
"that sucks, haha stoners luck man"
"whoa dude, i just found my 60 from last may!!! Hooray for stoners luck!"
by "_" Stoned February 23, 2009