Stoner Drifting

The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".

I have no idea why I am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme Stoner Drifting.

by Leo Dicaprio November 10, 2010

Stoner Buddy

Some one who you smoke copious amounts of the sticky green with, whenever you see each other. You have had so many epiphanies through the smoke filled room with him, that he knows you better then you know yourself. You realize that you don't need money to be happy in life, you just need companionship, and some dank weed. You are connected not only physically (no homo), but spiritually, mentally, and emotionally...(no homo) You have never been sober with your stoner buddy for more then an hour or two, and the primary discussions when you are sober are about what your going to do when you get high. Your stories always revolve around the herb and the highs you've had. Even if you haven't seen your stoner buddy for weeks, the time when you reunite is like no time has been passed at all. You would take a bullet for this person, and would sacrifice yourself an any way. You would cross miles of sub-zero temp. during finals week to toast a bowl at two in the morning. When you buy a phat sac, you don't consider it yours, you consider it ours. Your motto is fuck it, lemme smoke this bowl wit chu first. Your always low on cash (as most stoners are) and pool and hustle anything you can just for some more mary j. Can be found slouching in ridiculous positions with empty Doritos, Mtn Dew, cereal and fruit roll up boxes, and possibly a plate of pizza rolls, with chill as beats in the background, and incomprehensible mumbles coming from somewhere in the haze.

Reagan Era Bystander on the Street: Can you hear that music coming down the street? Sounds like its...MJ malt liquer? What the Hell?!?!?!

Stoner buddy Rollin by: ah ah ah hahahaha!!!!! This songs my jam! pass dat shit!!!

Reagan: Rab damn hippies!!!!

by Bob Marley Jr. 420 rasta June 20, 2011

wannabe stoner

someone who smokes weed once and decides that they've been doing it for years. often rich white kids devoid of any individuality trying to leech off of drug culture. it is not uncommon for one to be a wigger

i just sold a dimebag to those wannabe stoners for $40 and called it purple haze

by wwwwoooooooo! September 8, 2006

stoner poser

Not to be confused with somebody who has only done it once or twice, a stoner poser is someone who tries to seem rebellious by bragging about smoking and rarely talks about anything that dosen't have to do with smoking. These guys smoke once a month, maybe, and think they are hardasses. Most of them mooch bud off of one or a group of people and never consistently pay. You can spot a stoner poser by their bob marley apparel and rasta gear.

Look at Mitchs new Bob Marley shirt

Yeah, he's such a stoner poser

by john984589344 August 20, 2013

AP Stoner

A student who excels in AP courses and advanced level classes, but still enjoys smoking weed regularly. As AP classes have become more popular, the term AP stoner has become necessary to distinguish AP nerds from those who still know how to have a good time.

Joe: Dude, I smoked a fat blunt with Jack last night, we got RIPPED.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.

by RogerTheGreat August 11, 2009

stoner babble

Unrecognizable, meaningless, incoherent stoner babble. Only understandable by someone in the same state of mind as you.

I could not understand a word he was saying. It was pure, unadulterated stoner babble.

by Jholl May 15, 2006

stoner call

a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person

*people walking down a street*

*stoner riding in car passes*

"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)

*people jump and are suprised*

by jaylea:strangely[[satisfying]] February 23, 2009