Starfish

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.

Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.

by Martini Muff July 16, 2016

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfish

Any of a class Astroidea of echinoderms that have arms that make it resemble a star.

Is that a starfish?

by JulianDB January 6, 2017

Starfish

When your sexual partner just lays there, arms and legs spread, while you do all the work.

DUDE! I heard you hooked up with Suzie after the party! How was it?

Terrible! She just starfished all night!

by Hilloween October 26, 2018

sloppy starfish

when a girl performs a pterodactyl while she is also having DP performed on her

guy1 - "dude, me and four of my buddies totally sloppy starfished this girl last night"

gu2 - "5 guys and 1 girl? seems homo bro,"

by fucking jewfro July 4, 2011

Strawberry Starfish Duster

Referring to a man's mustache that presumably eats out bloody ass holes.

Man, Craig's strawberry starfish duster was in rare form tonight.

by DJMAYFIELD May 21, 2018

rattle the starfish

To make a loud noise with ones chocolate starfish (anus) in such a way that others can hear said event.

I was in the grocery and totally "Rattle the Starfish" next to this nasty bitch giving me the stink eye.

by dogleg1 February 1, 2014