Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now
by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.
This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.
by ndhoodquencher April 28, 2023

by StopLampTime October 30, 2018

stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all
by dodgeydeals17375 March 10, 2021

stanley steamer
When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
