The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.

G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)

by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010

Shaigan

It is characteristic name for some one who is at the level or Kingship or lead the world or lead the army during war with its best ability to defeat the enemies.It is Persian origin name also used in Urdu.

Shaigan Mujahid is the combination of Persian and Arabic word which makes the meaning the KING Who leads the Holy war for implementation of the Almighty GOD`s Ruling or way of living in this World.

by Shaigan September 3, 2012

Center Stage

Taking a dump on the toilet seat lid.

Instead of upper decking my friends toilet, I decided to take a dump on the center stage.

by Buddy Sunshine April 20, 2011

Second stage

When an overweight man with a beer gut is performing the position of "doggy style" , his gut will sometimes interfere with the depth of penile penetration. He then picks up his gut, sets it on the females rear end and slides in farther for the " second stage " .

I got her all worked up , picked up my belly and gave her the second stage !!

by Trbobuick December 1, 2011

Saigon

One of the best (if not the best) underground rappers going right now. Saigon has unbelievable lyrical ability and has been given praises from both Jay-Z and Nas. His first true album, "The Greatest Story Never Told", is supposed to drop at the end of summer '05 and its executive producer is Just Blaze.

It's been a long time comin', but I'm about to change thangs/ holla at these kids who like to gang-bang/ whether you real wit it or just playin' games/ whether you maintain or bangin' that thang-thang/ if you bumpin' this in in your whip you should change lanes/ slow up and get your brain on the same frame/ we all bleed the same blood through the same veins/ we all need the same love, feel the same pain.

by The Arch Duke of the Riva September 19, 2005

Stage-5 Clinger

The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.

Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.

“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”

by Boof_bro November 6, 2018

internet larval stage

Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.

1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.

2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.

3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.

4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).

5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.

"Mom's still in internet larval stage. She's sent me that chain letter many times."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006