Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered

by Scottleydog February 26, 2025

Skunting

The act of cranking your hog almost to the point of completion then inserting yourself into a woman's vagina, with no protection.

Bertha: How did your girlfriend get pregnant?
Carlos: We experimented with skunting, so she stopped taking her birth control
Bertha: Oh that makes sense

by Skunter69 March 25, 2025

Squarting

When a woman is riding your face, squirts in your mouth, then squats down with her asshole on your mouthhole and farts to blow bubbles in the squirt you have in your mouth.

I walked into my roommate Alan's room at a party and saw his girlfriend squarting right in his mouth.

by W0lFm@NJ93 June 24, 2025

Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.

Bro can you stop fucking squiding!

by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025

Spunting

Spoon Hunting. One who seeks high or low value collectible spoons.

Thrill of the spunt. Spunting convention was unreal.

by Spuntingislife November 9, 2025

duck squatting

The act of squatting while exerting fecal matter as a duck or any other water fowl is consuming the raw body fluids.

Man i was duck squatting so hard last night my rectum is swelling.

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.

"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."

by I Disch Splitfire July 27, 2016