squaming

to be a total and utter menace to society at large

"he is squaming all over the place, spitting on my food and fucking my wife!"

by cursed.siren April 24, 2024

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Squidging

Having your significant other fart/queef in your mouth then you hold it in your mouth blow it into theirs and have them exchange it into your anus

I was squidging the other day and accidentally got a bit off poo in my teeth

by ONYXM00N May 2, 2024

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slimming

Boast about something one has not accomplished or exaggerate.

-Dude she is kinda cute... you know her?
-Bro of course I know her I was with her once at a party and we drank together...
-Dude, you're slimming again

by SlimSlayer69 May 10, 2024

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Snumming

The process of sneezing and cumming at the same time.

Dusty: Have you guys heard about snumming?
Jon: What's that?
Dusty: It's when you cum and sneeze at the same time.
Jon: Dude that sounds amazing!

Later that day...

Jon: I'm about to snum!
Jon: *sneezes* & *cums*

by HarryPopHer December 13, 2024

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Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

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