Melvin Squigglebottom

Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.

Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"

by Melvin Squigglebottom May 24, 2021

Ground squagler

A rodent and horrific person who makes everyone feel uncomfortable

These ground squaglers in my ft “gabe” and “luci”

by Goliath penis June 6, 2022

Figglebon Squiggleson

An activity where a person or multiple people commit extremely violent acts that they cannot be legally tried for.

"Bro, we're pulling a Figglebon Squiggleson right now!"

by NoobStar0100 May 30, 2022

Richard Squiggers

Stephen Hawking's little brother

Richard Squiggers is basically Stephen Hawking's little brother!

by askdjsakldsahjdsa December 21, 2022

Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.

My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.

by Alkuna March 21, 2025

cpt_cat_squiggle

A underground streamer with huge potential. Hindered by the fear of becoming well known. Will call out shitty people and loves to troll, But is Sincere at heart Helping anyone who asks

Twitch = Cpt_cat_squiggle

by LowestDivine January 21, 2021

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021