Squelch

The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole

wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!

by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

squeak

noun. To affectionately pinch someone softly. (taken from squeaking a dog's toy in a playful way)

I hadn't seen my niece in a year.. when I came home she ran up to me and gave me a hug and squeaked me.

by Norraa April 29, 2006

squall

The coolest guy eva, from final fantasy 8, every1 h8s him cos he's the best n they're all jealous. He's not cold-hearted like people say, but he dusn't like sharing his problems, he's a lone wolf, he takes life on on without help, He's the greatest ne1 who disses him, ur obviously that sad that u fancy rinoa.

by CrAzYdUdE July 15, 2003

Squeak

When a man ejaculates on the door handle of a shower in a caravan park and then proceeds to get the shakes

Hayden just squeaked the shit out of that door handle

by man_goo July 19, 2010

Squaller

1. Extremely disgusting conditions. Usually related to living conditions.
2. Any genitalia that is poorly maintained or foul in scent.

1. Mate, I can't believe you live in this squaller!
2. I went to give him head and I almost threw up. It's not a dick, it's fucking squaller!

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

Squeak

That nickname you give the coolest guy in the world after he mistakes a bed for a girl.

Squeak was slamming that girl last night and all he heard was squeaking.

by -big squeak January 15, 2006