squeege

Derogatory term for high-rise window cleaners who are generally hated by pretty much everybody. Most window cleaners are not aware of this term, or the animosity directed towards them.

Jack - "Well would you look at that?"
Tom - "Unbelievable. Hey squeege, forget your windex?"
Window Cleaner - "What? What are you talki-"
Jack - "Shut the hell up, squeege!"
Tom - "Yeah get outta here! Go clean some windows... squeege"

by Devin Hush December 4, 2007

Squeebage plop

A Philadelphia area term for menstruation. The source of the word is purely from the sound, there is no relation to squeebage as in weed.

"I'd love to have a good go tonight but my broad is on her squeebage plop, so it's nothing but blowjobs for the next week for me."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

Squeebleblapper

When you jizz so hard you have to grav it and move your hand upwards to remove escess hizz. Hence 'squeeble'

Woah dude i totally had to squeebleblapper otherwise that shit woulda hurted

by Squeebleblappercreator November 20, 2019

Squeebie Woobie

Squeebie Woobie is a word (yes A word) to represent something stupid.

Oh my lord that's so Squeebie Woobie. Or Oh my lord your so Squeebie Woobie.

by Professor. Willoughby February 14, 2021

Squeeble

A very nosy person, one who looks up made up words upon being told to by their friend.

Mason is a total Squeeble, he looked this up at my very command!

by Cattail (KidNamedFinger) December 12, 2022

squeemu

A rarely sighted cross breed between a common ground squirrel, and an emu. Found mostly throughout southern Germany and the mountains of Switzerland. Nearly wiped out in the early to mid 40's, the squeemu was hunted by the NAZI's for its thick, lustrious coat of fur, and sharp, blade-like extremities. (beak, talons, etc.) The squeemu is a ruthless killer and efficient hunter. If ever in contact, run.

"Hey look its a squeemu." -A
-"OH MY GOD RUUNNNNNN" -B

by Aaron MacKinnon October 10, 2006

squeekponential

The increasing amount of squeeking noise that your wooden floors make in direct converse proportion to how badly you do NOT want to wake up your wife or girlfriend when you are sneaking in after a night out trolling the titty bars. The later and more wasted you are the louder it is. If you have actually gotten some skank, it will likely be at full volume, especially if there is any lingering odor. Beds can also have squeekponential that activates in direct proportion to how bad you don't want your girlfriend's parents to hear you bopping her after you've snuck in her bedroom window.

I'm really wasted and should just crash over at Bob's house, but his floors have a really high squeekponential and we're likely to get busted by his bitchy wife"

by Obama Yo Mama May 21, 2008